Timon: Look, kid. Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it. Right?
Simba: Right.
Timon: Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

Timon: Gee. He looks blue. Pumbaa: I'd say brownish-gold. Timon: No, I mean he's depressed. Pumbaa: Oh.

Timon: Alrighty

Timon: Carnivors oyh...

Timon: HiHiHi, it gets them every time.

Timon: Hey this looks like a good spot to rustle up some grubs. Simba: What's that? Timon: A grub. What's it look like? Simba: Ewwwww, gross. Timon: Tastes like chicken.

Timon: Nice one Simba. Simba: Thanks.

Timon: Pumbaa, not in front of the kids. Pumbaa: Oh sorry.

Timon: These are a real delecasy. Piquant with a pleasant crunch.

Timon: Tastes like chicken.

Timon: The Lion sleeps tonight...

Timon: The little creamfilled kind.

Timon: Who is the brain of this outfit? My point exactly.

Timon: Why do I always have to save your AAAHHH.

Timon: Lady, have you got your lions crossed.

Timon: Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone's okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?

Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey!? Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar. Timon: Who? Nala: Scar. Pumbaa: Who's got a scar? Nala: No no no no, it's his uncle. Timon: The monkey's his uncle? Nala: NO! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as King. Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.

Timon: We're gonna fight your uncle... for this? Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my home. Timon: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.

Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? [Timon is singing to the hyena's to distract them] Timon: Luau! If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat. Eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat! Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line! Are you aching? Pumbaa: Yup Yup Yup! Timon: For some bacon? Pumbaa: Yup Yup Yup! Timon: He's a big pig, and you can be a big pig too! OY!

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